Nathan's Charming Child

Nathan Wegener...aka Nate...has a five (5) year old son whose name is Jacob Wegener...aka Jake...aka...Jakey.

Nate related the following classic father-son conversation with Jake.

"So Jakey...your name is Jake and your parents call you Jakey....right?
"Yeah"
"Your daddy's name is Nate....right?
"Yeah"
"So what do you think my parents called me?"
"I don't know...DORCAS?"

This perceptive child should be on somebody's "watch list" for future achievement.

Becky Wegener, the very attractive, but out-manned mother of the family, also appears to be losing the parenting game with her five (5) year old son Jacob....at some obscure intellectual level.

Becky reported the following conversation with Jacob.  Becky was in her kitchen.  Jake was playing with his toys in the living room.

"Jake, can you come here please...I need your help for a minute"

"Hello...this is Jacob Wegener.  I can't take your call right now, but if you will leave your name and number after the beep, I will get back to you...BEEEEP".

Jacob kept playing with his toys.  Becky was speechless.

Jakey seems to be able to talk and charm his way around any situation.

I'm really hoping to live long enough to witness this young man get a law degree at 16 and save the world at 21.